my crypto class is FULL. this is the first time its at max capacity in a couple of years. i think two years i was even worried it might be doomed. but we're back 😎

I’m going to expose the crypto cabal. Not with some unhinged thread or fake receipts, but by saying the quiet part out loud and letting people connect the dots themselves. Once you see the pattern, you can’t unsee it. And a lot of people are going to feel very uncomfortable realizing how small and closed this loop actually is. This isn’t your typical exposé post, the tinfoil hat kind. This is real. It lives in Telegram chats, private Signal groups, DMs after conferences, and closed-door dinners during big events. Nothing official, nothing written down. Just a small set of repeat players who decide what narratives get pushed, and which ones die quietly before they ever see the light of day. Their bags > everything. This cabal runs on access. Access to capital, access to distribution, access to the right people. VCs, founders, KOLs, ecosystem folks all rotating through the same loop. Backing each other’s bags, retweeting each other’s launches, calling it organic. It all becomes a joke when the same handful of accounts decide what the community cares about this week. If you’re inside, you’re early. If you’re outside, you’re late. The funniest part is nobody thinks they’re in a cabal. It’s framed as playing Among Us everyday from 7pm ET to 11pm ET. Character colors are sacred, and can only be earned through hard fought battles. Costumes and razzle dazzle are pivotal to this cabal. The insiders are always best dressed. Or are they? The cabal is currently recruiting for new members (players), and they’re coming for you. Before you know it, you’ll be in the Discord playing Among Us every single week night. You’ll abandon your family. You’ll buy a year subscription of Doodash plus. You’ll never forget where you were when you first heard the words “Among Us Cabal”.