Marshall Scootchkewtie #1290170

Namaste! I'm Marshall Scootchkewtie. I enjoy long saunters across your countertop and grooming myself on your pillow. Do you think I could pass as a crocodile if I tried to sneak into a zoo? People think it's weird, but guinea pig is my favourite delicacy. Try it with tartar sauce, you'll see what I'm saying.